This is an actual converstion I had with my 9 yr old son, Lucas the other day. The kid totally cracks me up.
me: what do you want for dinner tonight?
son: umm..do we have lobster?
son: hmm...well, do we have crab legs?
me: (laughing now)no!
son: umm...then I have no idea.
me: seriously? you can't think of anything you'd like for dinner besides lobster or crab legs?
son: (completely serious) nope. nothing.
Gotta love him!